BERMAN: Oh Karl Ravech is scheduled to do Baseball Tonight on April 8th....WHAT THE FUCK!?! (Berman storms into management's office) Hey Disney, did you look and see what April 8th is on the calendar?
DISNEY: Uh...let me look. Oh yeah it's Easter.
BERMAN: Oh, who cares about Easter? It's Masters Sunday and that means I do Baseball Tonight. Because of my funny ass green jacket. It's a great joke because the winner of the Masters gets a green jacket and I've come up with the clever idea to wear one just like they do. People across America wait for Baseball Tonight all day on Masters Sunday...just to see me and my awesome green jacket. Karl Ravech can cover PBA Bowling or go to hell. Sunday at the Masters is my baseball tonight!
DISNEY: Sorry bout that Chris.
BERMAN: Damn right you are. Hell next year we'll have Baseball Tonight at the Masters. The Sunday night game will be in Augusta..home of the Greenjackets.
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