Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Biff Tannen's Almanac

Only two NBA games we're betting on tonight...the season is almost over (thank God) and all the players will find a way to care less and think more about their personal stats. We aren't sure if their talent is being lazy and selfish or if these guys are actually professional basketball players.
NBA: Mavs +2 1/2 at T-Wolves- You get two in one. Bet on the Mavs and against the T-Wolves.
Jazz E vs Nuggets: Oh look neat Iverson and Anthony on the same team. They still suck.
MLB: Brewers at Marlins: Sergio Mitre has been holding somebody hostage in the Marlins front office and they have no choice but to let him pitch.
Mariners at Red Sox: Bet against Dice K (God, what a gay nickname) and you'll hate him even more when you lose your money.
Twins vs Yankees: We lost on this game last night. Lets do the smart thing and chase our money.
Record...NBA (4-1-1), MLB (3-3)

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